Can aphrodisiac-inspired meals whet ones sexual appetite? Try these recipes and find out yourself!
Lets start with baked oysters. I have always told you-and I will say it again-oysters are one of the best aphrodisiacs in the world thanks to their genitalia like look and well... texture. So why dont you concoct your own Baked Oysters with Spinach?
Ingredients:
1 to 1 1/2 lbs of fresh spinach (make sure that you have cleaned it well; you wouldnt want to get yourself and your woman food poisoned!)
1 huge finely chopped onion
1 cup heavy cream
1 cup of bread crumbs, dried
1 quart of fresh oysters (shucked)
2 tbsp of fresh dill, chopped finely
huge pinch of grated nutmeg
salt and pepper to taste
Procedure:
The first thing that you need to do is prepare the spinach. You have to make sure that they are clean and, most of all, safe to eat. Otherwise, what could be a romantic dinner may end in disaster. You can make use of a large saucepan and add some water and some salt. Wash the spinach about 2-3 times. And then with moderate heat, steam the spinach until theyre tender (around 5 minutes).
Remove the water from the sauce pan and the spinach and chop the vegetables finely. Subsequently, preheat your oven to 400 F.
You can then saute your onion with the use of butter and moderate heat. Stir often. You can then add the remaining ingredients, such as nutmeg, spinach, cream, salt, and pepper. If you like to make sure that the mixture is thick, you can include some bread crumbs. Once the mixture becomes viscous, you can include the dill and oysters.
Place the finished mixture in a baking dish. Top everything with butter and bread crumbs, and bake for about 15 minutes.
How to add more aphrodisiac goodies to this dish: put in a dash of red, hot chili flakes into this dish. The hotness of the chili brings color to the cheeks and makes the heart bit a tad faster, making your woman hot and excited during the meal!
Caviar and Asparagus on Spaghetti
Caviar is one of the most underrated aphrodisiacs in the world. True, theyre quite expensive but that just increases the irresistible factor! Besides, didnt I tell you that rarity is one of the things that characterize aphrodisiacs?
Ingredients:
1 to 1 1/2 lbs of spaghetti
2/3 cups of heavy cream
1 to 1/2 tbsp of butter
1 tbsp of olive oil
1 lb of smoked salmon (or tuna)
1/4 cup of caviar
1 lb of asparagus spears
Procedure:
If youre familiar with cooking spaghetti, then this is going to be easy for you. The process is basically the same; only the ingredients have changed. However, I have a special way of cooking spaghetti that should turn your lover on!
Boil some water and add olive oil and salt. Immerse the spaghetti into the boiling water until they turn al dente. Now for the fun part... how do you test if spaghetti is already cooked just right? Well, a fun game I used to do when I was a kid was to throw a piece of spaghetti strand against the kitchen wall. If it sticks, its ready!
Now, as a sexually-active adult, I still do this but this time, I throw the strings at my lovers naked body, aiming at you-know-where. When the spaghetti sticks, I know its cooked... so I try to eat it where it landed on my lovers body. TRY THIS. You guys will love it!
Ok, now back to cooking the meal! The healthy way is to skip the use of standard cooking oil and use butter instead. Besides, it will add more flavor to your spaghetti. You can then combine your heavy cream, asparagus, and salt and pepper. Once they begin to simmer, you can take away the nonstick pan from the heat. For 6 to 7 minutes, stir your salmon until its cooked.
Remove the water from the pasta and add the sauce and enjoy!
I ALWAYS round off my aphrodisiac meals with some alcohol-laden (or alcohol-tinged) aphrodisiac drink. For this particular menu line-up I have for you today, I would probably round this up with a nice, chilled bottle of champagne, a bowl of strawberries and a VERY big can of whipped cream.
Now, I dont think I need to tell you what that can of whipped cream is for do I?
 Nobody understands...any help please?
 50 points for someone willing to do this!!!!!!!!!!?
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Concocting Aphrodisiacs for Your Woman